GOOD SMS

Do U Know..
What RADHE KRISHNA Means?
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Just Speak The Word RADHE Very Slowly..
RAAH-DE
It Means.. Give Me Direction
RAAH-DE-KRISHNA
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Upar aasman me Jo tuta wo ek sitra..use dekh maine rab ko pukara..
rakhe wo salamat aapko humesha..kabhi na tute ye rista humara..


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We have many options like Poison, Faasi, Jumping from a building, 
Coming under Train.
BUT.
We choose
"Education..!!" Tadap tadap ke marenge!!

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Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.


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Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..


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Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...


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jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,

U & ME crying,

U & ME dreaming,

U & ME holding on,

U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.



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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.


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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK


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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!


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I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u

and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !


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EK HAQIQAT: Zindgi Me Kabhi Pyar Krne Ka Mann Ho
To Apni Mout Se Pyar Krna
QKi Duniya Ka Dastur He
Jise jitna Chahoge Use Utna Hi Dur Paoge.

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Postman knocked d door.
A Kid came wid cigarete in mouth n Beer in hand..
Postman- Papa hai?
Kid- Abe tubelight, Mujhe Dekh K Lagta Hai Baap Ghar pe Hoga...?.

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Daali Pe Baitha Parinda Daali Ki Kamzori Ya Uske Hil ne Se Nai Darta
Qk Usko Daali Par Nai Apne Pankho Par Vishwas Hota He.
Always Trust Urself..

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पती ने पत्नि को गूस्से से थप्पड मारने के बाद प्यार से मनाते हूऐ कहा आदमी उसे ही मारता है जिससे वो प्यार करता है।पत्नि ने भी 2 खीच कर मारी और धिरे से कहा आप क्या सोचते है कि मै आपसे प्यार नही करती।

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1 bapu: Railway ma Interview Aapva gaya...
INTERVIEWR:
Railway na Akasmat Rokva Tamaro Sujav Kaho !
Bapu: "BUMP" Mukavo "BUMP"

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Samundar Ke Liye vo Lehare Kya Jis Ka Sahil Na Ho.
Taro Ke Liye Vo Rat Kya Jisme Chand Na Ho.
Hamare Liye Vo Din Hi Kya Jisme Aap Ki Yaad Na Ho.

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Padhai karo fail hone se mat daro,ladki chhedo sendal se mat daro,hr ladki KO prapos karo inkar se ma daro, GITA me likha he karam karo phal ki chinta mat karo.

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Bandar ped par kyu sote he?
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chalo janedo,ye apka personal mamla he ,muje kya??
Bas gir mat jana...

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Peepal k ped k niche 3 aadmi the..
1) gunga
2) behra
3) andha Agar upar se aam neche gira to sab se pehle aam kaun uthaye ga..? Dimag he to
Reply fast .....

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Love + Bharosa" ='Mummy'
"Darr+Pyar" ='Papa',
"Playing + Help" ='Brother & Sister,
"Sukh+Dukh"= 'LOVER',
"Above All + Life" ='FRIENDS'

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Thandi Thandi NIGHT Ho..
Face Aapka
WHITE Ho,
Haal Apka
RIGHT Ho,
Future Apka BRIGHT Ho,
Kabhi Na Humse FIGHT Ho,
Chalo Yar Ab To
GOOD-NIGHT Ho.

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Muskan apke MISS CALL se milti hai,Dil ko rahat apke CALL se milti hai,
Yeh silsila bandh mat karna,
kyuki dil ki dhadkan apke SMS se chalti hai.

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Apko ENGLISH Ka 1 word bhejta hu.
Jis Ko aap aage se padho ya pichhe se
aapko apna hi naam dikhai dega
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''U L L U''

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DiL K photo me teer Hota hai,

Qki Jise hum chahte hain, uski yaade, uski baate aur uski judayi ek teer k jaise humare diL me chubti

Rehti Hai.

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<> <> <>
Takiye
@======@
Bed
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Blanket
Sab bhej diya hai So jao.
Good night
Sweet dreams.

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निख़ालस मन नो निख़ार अलग़ होय छे,
प्यार अने दुनिया नो व्यवहार अलग़ होयछे,
आंख़ो तो होय सौ नी सरख़ी,
बस जोवानो अंदाज़ अलग़ होय छे.

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 ओधवजी पुछे छे राधाजीने.काना वगर तने केम छे? अछु मलकाइ ने राधाजी बोल्या कानो नथी एज तमारो वहेम छे.

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Amari bhulo ne maaf karta rehjo
Jindgi ma Dost ni kami puri karta rehjo
Kadach ame na chali sakie tmari satho sath
To tame kyarek pachu farine jota rhejo..

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Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...


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I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .


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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...


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Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...


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,-'''-.-'''-.
  (you&me)
    '-.       .-'
         'v'

have unique & strange Friendship
 /)/)
( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>
  (  (oo)  )
 (,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange



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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !



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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...


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$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?


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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!


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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!


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You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)


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Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!


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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya


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Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...


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Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon


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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...


Dost me aap jaisa...


Nalayak koi nahi!


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I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."


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Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!


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((((((          ))))))
  (((( @) (@ ))))
 (((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((   ,__,   ))))))

You are so...

B H o o T I F u L


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Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
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Khushia kO
Multiply karO
Gam kO
Divide karO
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aur
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Life kO
enjoy karO!



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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!


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SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE"
It also means
Share My Sweetness
Search My Soul
Seek My Sweetheart
Succeed My Smarty
See ME Smilin

So Keep SMSING.


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